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"Why don't we just call it 'Everybody Hates Raymond'?"
Created on 2003-06-10 04:27:23 (#1108962), last updated 2006-06-19
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Basic Info BioNAME: Margaret the Owl
LEGAL BACKGROUND: MARGARET IS OLD. MARGARET WILL FIGHT FOR YOU. MARGARET WILL FIGHT AGAINST YOU. MARGARET DOES NOT CARE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT CRIMES YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE COMMITTED. MARGARET SCREECHES LIKE AN OWL WHEN CORNERED OR LOSING AN ARGUMENT. MARGARET LOST A HUSBAND TO CANCER, ALTHOUGH DOCTORS SUSPECTED FOUL PLAY AFTER SHE CLAIMED HER HUSBAND TRIED TO MANUALLY REMOVE HIS CANCER WITH .45 CALIBER BULLETS. MARGARET THE OWL HATES HALLOWEEN AND THE KIDS WHO CELEBRATE IT. MARGARET THE OWL SPENT HER ENTIRE YOUTH MINING COAL IN A PENAL COLONY, SO SHE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WORK HARD, ESPECIALLY FOR COAL.
QUOTE: "SHREEEEEEEEEEEAACCHHHHHH!"
LEGAL BACKGROUND: MARGARET IS OLD. MARGARET WILL FIGHT FOR YOU. MARGARET WILL FIGHT AGAINST YOU. MARGARET DOES NOT CARE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT CRIMES YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE COMMITTED. MARGARET SCREECHES LIKE AN OWL WHEN CORNERED OR LOSING AN ARGUMENT. MARGARET LOST A HUSBAND TO CANCER, ALTHOUGH DOCTORS SUSPECTED FOUL PLAY AFTER SHE CLAIMED HER HUSBAND TRIED TO MANUALLY REMOVE HIS CANCER WITH .45 CALIBER BULLETS. MARGARET THE OWL HATES HALLOWEEN AND THE KIDS WHO CELEBRATE IT. MARGARET THE OWL SPENT HER ENTIRE YOUTH MINING COAL IN A PENAL COLONY, SO SHE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WORK HARD, ESPECIALLY FOR COAL.
QUOTE: "SHREEEEEEEEEEEAACCHHHHHH!"
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